I Need Your Screams
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging for a favor. Dentist: Could you help me out? Could you give me a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doctor, it wasn't at all bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.
