He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST. He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT. He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.. He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has SWINE EMPATHY.
