“Wow, you’re amazing!” she said after we made love. “With qualities like that, you must drive dozens of women crazy.” “Not at all,” I said, “in fact I’m very choosy. I’m only into women I can really talk to, for example about politics, psychology, art, science, music, classical ballet … in a word, a woman has to be highly intelligent to land in my bed.” She was obviously flattered: “So what impressed most you about me?” “Your t*ts, of course.”
