This suntan lotion is confusing me. When I left about 10 years ago to move to New York, the highest suntan lotion number was 15. I get back -- you know what it is now? -- 45. A flannel shirt is about 30. Who's this for -- vampires? If you need 45, give up. You've been beaten genetically. You don't need lotion; you need a sleeping bag and a dark basement. Have a check-up, maybe you're a mole. You don't have skin; you have film.
