A Fireman comes home from work and tells his wife “wow we really have things going good at the firehall. When the captain yells 1 we slide down the pole. When he yells 2 we put on our suits. When he yells 3 were on the truck and on our way. So from now on when I come home and yell 1 you take off your clothes. When I yell 2 jump on the bed. And when I say 3 we will be goin at it. The husband comes home the next day and yells 1 and the wife takes off her clothes. He Yells 2 and she jumps on the bed. He then yells 3 and there going at it. She then yells “4.” He says” What the hell is 4?” The wife said ” Your hose isn’t nearly big enough and your getting no where close to the fire!”
