Jokes

Can’t believe how quickly the batteries keep running out on my smoke alarm. Really need to get my wife some cooking lessons this Christmas.

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I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

What I Wanted

Now that I am a senior (citizen, that is) I have everything that I ever wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. - I don't have to go to school or work. - I get an allowance every month. - I have my own pad. - I don't ... Read full