T here is an Irish man getting ready to jump to his death from a bridge when a Priest walks past. The man turns to the Priest and says, “Don’t try to stop me father, I’m going to jump.” “Don’t jump.” says the Priest, “It can’t be that bad. Think of the life you have yet to live.” “That’s one of the reasons I’m jumping” Says the Irish man. “Well if that won’t stop you, think about your family.” says the Priest. “That’s another reason.” says the Irish man. “Well think about your job.” says the Priest. “There’s another reason.” says the Irish man. “Well if that won’t stop you think about St. Patrick.” says the Priest. “Who’s that?” asks the Irish man. “Jump you Protestant bastard.” says the Priest.
