Best Food Jokes

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Her cooking is so bad, it would make medicine sick!
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast-food restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted ou ... Read full
Q. Why do Jews hate German food? A. It gives them gas!
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
I had a chance to go bungee cord jumping last week. They make it look cool on TV, don't they? You always see people doing those sports in Mountain Dew commercials: risking their life, sipping a Dew. If you're jumping out ... Read full
"Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?" "Because I helped her."  "But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?" "I helped her eat her gummy bears."
What does the dish scrambled eggs and brains have in common? Ignorant people!
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!