A cop pulls over a lady for speeding and gives her a ticket saying, "That's $150 and two points." "Two points? What do I do with the points?" she asks. "Well," says the cop, "when you get twelve, you get a bike!"
johns in 1st grade and his teacher is going over vocab words and his teacher asks the class to use the word house in a sentence so everyone in the class raises there hands including john, and the teacher picks on Billy. ... Read full
My boss thrust a picture under my nose, “What the fcuk is this?!” he asked. “Well,” I calmly replied, “It appears to be a photo of me fcuking your wife. You know that’s not real don’t you? It’s clearly be ... Read full
A schoolteacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Home S ... Read full
A motivational speaker, while addressing his audience, talked about the various achievements man has made today. He said, "Today, man has built a ship to cross an ocean, fastest trains to travel across cities, and built ... Read full
A little kid goes to his first movie alone. He buys one ticket and goes in. A minute later, he comes back out to buy another ticket. The man at the counter asks, "Why do you want another one?" The kid replies, "Because t ... Read full