I went for an interview at IKEA today and when I walked into the bosses office he said, “Please have a seat.” It took me nearly 6 hours, but I finally managed to put the seat together and sit down for the interview.
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“Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life,” my boss told me. “Well, it got me to the ‘International Sarcasm’ finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009,” I informed him. “Really?” he asked. “No,” I replied.
During a job interview yesterday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly. “Nervous?” asked the interviewer. I replied simply, “No, I always give 110%”