My boss thrust a picture under my nose, “What the fcuk is this?!” he asked. “Well,” I calmly replied, “It appears to be a photo of me fcuking your wife. You know that’s not real don’t you? It’s clearly been Photoshopped.” “What?” he said, relaxing slightly, “How can you tell?” “Well, your wife’s tits aren’t that big and they’ve airbrushed out the mole by her pussy.”
