Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum. Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby ... Read full
Want to hear a dirty joke? The white horse fell in the mud.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
An animal has three legs. Dance, said the lion. I'll rape you tonight, said the whale.
A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps. "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they ... Read full
A dog asks a cat “How come I’ve never seen you cats making love in public?” The cat replies, “Do you want humans to steal our style like they did yours?”
People worry about health at the wrong times, you ever notice that? 'Ooh, there's a hair in my food.' You're eating bacon -- there's a pig's ass in your food.