What's the first symptom a computer is getting old? Memory problems.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them an ... Read full
Text him again. He probably just forgot that he's in love with you.
Yo mama is so stupid!!!! she yelled into a envelope bcuz she was trying to send a VOICEMAIL...
Humpty: I want to paint my bicycle but i don't have money to buy the paint! Dumpty: Once when i needed money i sold my watch. Why don't you sell your watch and get the money? Humpty: No, not my watch! It belonged to my g ... Read full
One day the son of the big chief comes to the Medicine man and says "Big Chief no fart!" So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week. The son comes back and says "Big Chief no f ... Read full
How do you make a politician laugh? It's easy, just let them get away with something. The worse it is, the harder they laugh.
What is green and red and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Q: What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread? A: "If I had that much dough, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole."
One day a little girl was sitting on her grandpa's knee playing with his long beard and patting his baldhead, and asked "Did God make me?" "Yes my dear" her grandpa replied. "Did God make you?” she asked. "Yes he did" ... Read full