One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, ... Read full
Murphy is stood outside his house when he spots Paddy walking down the street with a strange animal by his side. “whats that weird looking creature you have there?” he asks “oooohhh” replies Paddy “this is the ... Read full
Shortly after my grandmother passed away, I took my daughter to her grave site, which was located beside a row of pine trees. “How nice,” I said. “Grandma has a great spot here in the shade.” My daughter replied, ... Read full
I got pulled over the other day; the police tell me some outrageous stuff. Pull me over to tell me, 'Do you know your tail light is out?' I said, 'Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car.'
