Two women are talking in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me." The second one answers, "Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!" The first one continues, "And see that s ... Read full
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on ... Read full
I asked my father-in-law, a crop duster, how his day had gone. "I had just the worst day," he replied. "This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing on the plane. When ... Read full
A flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the over-s ... Read full
I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married... I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
