The man lay on the couch telling his psychiatrist a sad tale. “I see my brother, Doctor,” he said. “He is walking down a long corridor, walking up fifteen steps in the green door. There are lots of people standing ... Read full
I rang my boss this morning and said, “Sorry I’m going to be late, we’re struggling to get the car off the drive.” “Is it snowing?” He asked. I said, “No, the wife’s driving.”
I love creature comfort. That's why when I'm coming off a relationship, I like to shave my left leg. That way when I roll over at night, it feels like there's a woman in bed with me.
Primary School Children Writing About The Sea 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Isla ... Read full
Did you hear about this group of professional nannies that have formed a business, similar to the TV show called "The Nanny," where they go into people's homes and help parents with out-of-control children? The name of t ... Read full
