A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the officer asks. ‘Just Fred,’ the man responds. The officer is in a good ... Read full
Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got back were icy stares.
What's red and breaks your teeth? -A brick!
What does it mean when the doctor says you have six months to live? You have five months to pay! How can you tell if you have a cheap doctor? He takes Friday off to play miniature golf. When does a doctor suggest eme ... Read full
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my seco ... Read full
Me: I wasn't that drunk.. Myself: Dude, you were talking to yourself! Me: ...and... Myself: ...and you still are.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Whenever i get pulled over, i do my very best to get away with what i did. Last time i got pulled over; Cop: You know why i stopped you?? I looked at him with a straight face and said; Me: CUZ IM BLACK!! (even though im ... Read full