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A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun to her head. She is depressed and finally decides that she just can't live anymore. Then, her husband comes home, finds her with the gun and begs her not to do i ... Read full
Yo momma has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"
How do you know that a blonde has been playing your video games? The joystick is wet.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
After much urging by his wife, my Uncle Joe applied for work on a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and a bucket. An hour later Uncle Joe returned dirty an ... Read full
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.
What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.
Just poured superglue into a non-stick pan…. Somebody is going to be wrong.
Was wondering if I would ever lose my anal Virginity. Then suddenly “POOF” it as gone.