I'm not trying to boss you around just do what I say.
Our conscience is clear- we don't use it.
We must pay for the mistakes of our youth… at the drugstore.
When I said "I was afraid of the dentist", I meant the bill.
I'm black in complexion, not dark in color.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.