Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
When chuck Norris plays zombies at transit the zombies get on the bus and leave!
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.