Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
There once was a girl named Florence Whose breasts were huge & immense. One day, while playing soccer, Out popped her left knocker, And she kicked it right over the fence. --------------- There was a young man from Peru, ... Read full
By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead. And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means ... Read full
A young boy went to a horse auction with his father. He watched his father move from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, the boy asked, “Dad, why are ... Read full
Doctors son: "Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me some guidelines of success." Doctor father: "Always, write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills legibly."
Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."
Idiot: You tell the worst comebacks ever like "you're dad's condom failed" and stuff Me: Clearly you don't know the difference between a comeback and the truth
