I don't know what to eat. I don't know what to drink. You can't have sex. We're in a recession. I swear, in the future, we're just gonna be a bunch of horny, starving, thirsty people with maxed out Visas.
Don't you want to know why they call me "The Rail Splitter?"
I'd like to dribble on your field. Goooaaalll!
You: do you like tapes and CD's? Friend: ya why? You: good because you're going to CD's nuts when I tape my dick to your face!
One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii. On return curious other girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go in Hawaii and what did you see?” The honeymoon girl ... Read full
Four men in a prison cell, a rapist, a murderer, a psycho and a gay person. The rapist says, "If there was a cat in here I'd f*ck it!!" The murderer says, "Ya! Once your done with it, I'd torture it to death!!" The psych ... Read full
Girl: Did you know they say boobs aren't filled with fat but men's hopes and dreams? Me: Then men must have low hopes for you. Girl: Go to hell.
Q: If there were four potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute? A: The one that's labeled "Idaho."
What's the difference between a hooker and a woman with a cold? A woman with a cold blows her nose...
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.