I don't know what to eat. I don't know what to drink. You can't have sex. We're in a recession. I swear, in the future, we're just gonna be a bunch of horny, starving, thirsty people with maxed out Visas.
One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii. On return curious other girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go in Hawaii and what did you see?” The honeymoon girl ... Read full
Four men in a prison cell, a rapist, a murderer, a psycho and a gay person. The rapist says, "If there was a cat in here I'd f*ck it!!" The murderer says, "Ya! Once your done with it, I'd torture it to death!!" The psych ... Read full