A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl ... Read full
My wife left for her Father's home for vacation yesterday, when I was at my office. When I reached home, I found this note stick on the television. I am going to My Mom's Place for 6-7 days with kids and these are the in ... Read full
A young couple took their three-year-old son to doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examin ... Read full
I went out and bought some kit at the hardware store to test for the radon. I put it in my cellar for, like, two days, and then I mailed it back to the lab. They sent me a letter that said, 'Get the hell outta there.' It ... Read full
This suntan lotion is confusing me. When I left about 10 years ago to move to New York, the highest suntan lotion number was 15. I get back -- you know what it is now? -- 45. A flannel shirt is about 30. Who's this for - ... Read full
A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital. When they got there the doctor said, "Th ... Read full
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:- 1. Chests are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that. 2. Learn to work th ... Read full
Bill had been quite the ladies man and player all his life, but now that he was getting up there in age, his doctor was getting concerned about him. “Bill,” advised the doctor, “I can add 15 more years to your life ... Read full
In a psychological hospital/asylum, a patient fell in the pool outside and another patient, named Guy, bravely rescued him from drowning. A doctor saw this and went to a meeting with the other doctors. After the meeting ... Read full
