Yo' Mama is so fat, when she was born, they had to perform a C-D-E-F-G-section.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the 101 fwy for a slip 'n' slide!
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
My main squeeze finally got her first bikini. It’s a three piece - it’s a top, a bottom and a blindfold for me.
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.
Yo momma so fat, her shadow puts dents in the ground.
Yo momma so fat When she sat on the iPhone 6 plus It turned into the iPad 6 Plus
Yo momma's so fat when god said let there be light he meant for your mom to move out of the way.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!