Your comebacks blow more than your mom
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.
Girl:why do I have to make my bed if I'm going to sleep in it again Mom:why do you wipe your arse if your going to sh*t out it again
Bully: Hey why do you have a high pitch. Is it because of your small di*k? Guy: Well, at least my pitch is higher than your future
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.
Teacher: I'm calling your mother Me: You can't Teacher: Why not? Me: Cause' she died Me: But don't worry. When I die, I will go to heaven and tell her that! Teacher: But what if she is in Hell? Me: You go visit her then ...
Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on vacation.
Your parents should be locked up for crimes against human nature!
Teacher: With all the talking I hear, I assume you're done with your work? Me: With all the b*tching you do, I assume you're still single?