In the far distant future, in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the universe were having a convention on a far distant galaxy. Two beings were seated next to one another when they struck up a conversati ... Read full
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
Three friends die in a car accident and attend an orientation in Heaven. An angel asks, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The firs ... Read full
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swe ... Read full
My husband, an attorney, is frequently consulted by clients who, after learning what the cost of legal services will be, decide to do without his aid. Recently the elderly minister of a small, struggling church came in w ... Read full
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin - because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
A culinary student was learning to make a proper gravy. His teacher asked, "Did you start with a roux?" "No, too time consuming," replied the student. The teacher sternly replied, "Rouxs are meant to be enforced!"
My mum said “you treat this place like a hotel”…… She will regret that when I give her a low score on TripAdvisor for ‘rude staff’
I wanted to thank everyone for defining the word "plethora" for me... It means a whole lot to me!
What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!