Best Kids Jokes

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Kids asked if they could do something & I said yes so my wife lowered my security clearance & now I'm not authorized to make those decisions
I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.
With the circus in town, a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the circus is closing for the day but manages to buy a ticket and hurriedly runs int ... Read full
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll hav ... Read full
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says ” I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know… Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.” The second guy says ... Read full
Q: Why is Tigger always so dirty? A: He's always playing with Pooh.
For his birthday, my sister gets him a pinata... I'm not allowed over anymore because I kept going, 'Hey Evan, I bet there's some candy in that lamp over there.'
Just had the following conversation in a restaurant. Waiter: Can I take your order sir, kids eat free today. Me: Oh, well in that case i’ll just have a glass of water and my son will have the grilled lobster,a 15oz ste ... Read full
I'm not athletic. I gave up sports early. My last bungee jump was birth.
Q: What did one chair say to another chair? A: "Here comes another a**hole."