The guy, in his cups, was lamenting to the bartender that he met his wife in a house of prostitution. “You shouldn’t be so unhappy about it,” the barkeep said, “it’s actually real romantic.” “Oh, yeah?” r ... Read full
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious ... Read full
I once saw a kid wearing a white T-shirt with a caption that read " Turn down for what? " In the front so I followed him until the time was right i took a marker and wrote all the reasons to turn down on the back! *kicka ... Read full
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it; Fifty people swindled!” Fifty people swindled! Curios, a man walked over, bought a paper, and said, "Hey kid, this is an old pap ... Read full
If a guy tells you that he's a jerk, you should probably listen. 'Cause they tell you right off the bat, don't they girls? 'Listen, I'm a jerk. I'm no good for you.' What happens to us? We turn into a little kid: 'La-la- ... Read full
A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth. "Can you guess what it is?" "I don ... Read full
A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes. The lawyer proclaimed that since he was the smartest man on the plane, that he deserved to survive. He took a c ... Read full
Two little kids are in hospital beds next to each other. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.” The f ... Read full
