Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.
The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.
A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses - medicine.
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
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I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they'd come get him.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.
A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future.