"Hi Liz! How's the big love of yours, James?" "It's over!" "Over? Why, what happened?" "We got married..."
There is 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you I LOVE YOU.
I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I'll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I'd do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets.
A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly.
What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is.
What makes you think this is my first time?
My wife and I really love bondage. She loves it because she's a kinky bitch. I love it because I get to gag her for a couple of hours.
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed w ...
A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.