If you live with a woman and she has a job and you do not have a job, when she gets up to go to work, you get up and do something -- anything. Just put some work boots on and sit on the porch until she leaves. Get your o ... Read full
What do you call a Bengali What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe? Mr. Goosh. What did one Bengali voyeur ask another? Keyhollo. What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense? Mr. Chatter ... Read full
Me and my girlfriend tried role playing last night, we pretended that we were married. So she went to sleep and I had a wank watching porn on the Ipad.
Wife : Honey before we got married , you used to give me gifts and expensive jewellery. Husband : Yes…so ? Wife : How come you don’t do it anymore ? Husband : Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish aft ... Read full
Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old . . .Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged h ... Read full
John and Mary had been high school sweethearts,but they had never had sex. “We will wait until we get married,”Mary insisted. So john waited,and waited,and waited.Finally,after three years of engagement,they got marr ... Read full
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem aros ... Read full
The morning of my wife’s birthday I handed her her first gift. As she unwrapped it she said, “It’s a fucking wand! What do I want with a fucking wand?” “It’s not just any wand,” I replied, “It’s a magic ... Read full
