There once was a man from Cass. Whose balls were made out of brass. When they tinkled together, They played "Stormy Weather" And lightning shot out of his ass.
London (Stratford) will be hosting the Olympic Games in 2012. You may not know is that many of the famous events, which go to make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2012. A copy of these changes ... Read full
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again? If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?. Your father must be a thief, h ... Read full
Men are like guns. Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
A man and a Tiger walk into a bar. … … The Tiger gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious. The bartender says “you can’t leave that lyin’ there.” …. … The man says “its not a Lion, its a Tiger.”
A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. He wife calls and asks if he is drunk. The man replies, "Of course not!" Being suspicious that he is drunk, she says, "Okay then, te ... Read full
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Y ... Read full
He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST. He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT. He is not balding; he is i ... Read full
What does a man and a floor have in common? You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!