Donald Trump has outlined what he will be doing during the first 100 days in office. Stomp around muttering , ” Fucking bitch, it should have been me ”
I went for an interview at IKEA today and when I walked into the bosses office he said, “Please have a seat.” It took me nearly 6 hours, but I finally managed to put the seat together and sit down for the interview.
What Not to Say to a Policeman: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving. Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! I was going to be a cop, but ... Read full
“I know you only want to do what’s best for the business,” I said to my boss, “but I really don’t like being taken out of my comfort zone.” He said, “For fuck sake,Dave,get out of bed and get your arse to w ... Read full
My boss asked me to work through my lunch break today. I shouted, “You fcuking bastard! I come in at 8.30 and don’t get thanks for it, work till 6 at night and don’t get thanks for it, while lazy bastards like you ... Read full
“Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life,” my boss told me. “Well, it got me to the ‘International Sarcasm’ finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009,” I informed him. “Really?” he asked. “No,” I replied.
