Donald Trump has outlined what he will be doing during the first 100 days in office. Stomp around muttering , ” Fucking bitch, it should have been me ”
I went for an interview at IKEA today and when I walked into the bosses office he said, “Please have a seat.” It took me nearly 6 hours, but I finally managed to put the seat together and sit down for the interview.
My boss and I had an exchange of views earlier. I went into his office with my views, and came out with his.
What Not to Say to a Policeman: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving. Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! I was going to be a cop, but ...
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“I know you only want to do what’s best for the business,” I said to my boss, “but I really don’t like being taken out of my comfort zone.” He said, “For fuck sake,Dave,get out of bed and get your arse to w ...
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Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.
My boss asked me to work through my lunch break today. I shouted, “You fcuking bastard! I come in at 8.30 and don’t get thanks for it, work till 6 at night and don’t get thanks for it, while lazy bastards like you ...
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I’ve got a new job in a biscuit factory. So far I’ve made a packet.
"What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket, Officer?" "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle.
“Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life,” my boss told me. “Well, it got me to the ‘International Sarcasm’ finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009,” I informed him. “Really?” he asked. “No,” I replied.
