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I went for an interview at IKEA today and when I walked into the bosses office he said, “Please have a seat.” It took me nearly 6 hours, but I finally managed to put the seat together and sit down for the interview.
My boss and I had an exchange of views earlier. I went into his office with my views, and came out with his.
What Not to Say to a Policeman: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving. Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! I was going to be a cop, but ... Read full
Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.
I’ve got a new job in a biscuit factory. So far I’ve made a packet.
"What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket, Officer?" "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle.
“Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life,” my boss told me. “Well, it got me to the ‘International Sarcasm’ finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009,” I informed him. “Really?” he asked. “No,” I replied.
During a job interview yesterday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly. “Nervous?” asked the interviewer. I replied simply, “No, I always give 110%”
TERM LIMITS Limit all politicians to TWO terms!! One term in office One term in prison
What did the fireman name his two sons? Jose and Jose B.