Always love a woman for her personality. She has ten you can choose from.
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase. Then I could unzip your genes.
Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough
Don't steal, the Government hates competition!
"I bet you a dollar you wont give me a dollar"
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Wanna Hear A Joke? Your Love Life
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny
I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a brighter day.