I bought a deck of ‘American Police’ playing cards. There’s no hearts or diamonds in it. Just one spade and fifty one clubs.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it turned itself in.
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, FBI agents descend o ... Read full
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater? A plain clothes police dog!
The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the murder of her husband. They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before coming to the conclusion he committed suicide.
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup!
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter ... Read full
How does an LA policeman go fishing? He catches one fish, then beats it until it tells him where the others are.
A turtle that was crossing the street was mugged one day. The policemen came to help and asked him what happened. He replied, "I am not sure, it happened too fast."
Still More Crazy Laws … … If you are caught stealing soap, you must wash yourself until the bar of soap has been completely used up. (Arizona) … … In Washington state, a motorist with criminal intentions must sto ... Read full