It’s great that dangerous criminals like Bradley Manning are now safely behind bars. I was just about to go on a shooting spree at my local park and would hate it if someone filmed me and gave it to the media.
Every year charities spend millions trying to end poverty and nothing ever changes. Maybe it’s time to accept the facts. If you live in the middle of a desert and the nearest supermarket is hundreds of miles away MOVE ... Read full
Just for fun, try to identify this outfit of over 500 employees with the following statistics: …. …. • 17 have bankrupted at least two businesses …. • 84 were stopped for drunk driving in one year alone … • ... Read full
I guess orange is officially the new black
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate. That would explain the doughnuts.
Why do we laugh at female presidential candidates? Because they're Hillary-ous!
Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming is bullsh*t?
“You’re telling me that I’m losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I’M BLACK?!” “Mister President, we’ve been over this.
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.