How was the underwear model fired? He was debriefed.
What do you use if your pumpkin has a hole in it? A pumpkin patch!
If a blind woman tells you your penis is big, she's probably just pulling your leg
Two fishermen went out fishing. They talked about the business they ran. One fisherman asks the other: "What's our net worth?"
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors... its just something I can see myself doing.
I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there. I guess I came too soon.
I was always told to reach high in life. This why I keep the cocaine on the top shelf...
I was going to tell you a poop joke, but it didn't come out right!
guy: your cloths look gay me: they came out of the closet this morning
A guy just threw milk at me... How dairy?!