Whenever i get pulled over, i do my very best to get away with what i did. Last time i got pulled over; Cop: You know why i stopped you?? I looked at him with a straight face and said; Me: CUZ IM BLACK!! (even though im not black) The cop was wide-eyed after i said that. Me: Haha hell yea. Wasup playa?? The cop turned on his flashlight and looked at me. Cop: get the hell outta here stupid!! I drove off happy to know i didnt get a ticket.
