Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first. Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where's the p? Malcolm: Miss, it's running down my leg!
“What are you learning at school now, Sue? Asked her Granny. “French, German, and we’ve just started Algebra.” “Really?” said the old lady, impressed. “I used to learn French and German but I have never hea ... Read full