I was at a nightclub and standing by the door. The Bouncer came over and said, “You have to move you’re blocking the fire exit,” As though if there was a fire I wasn’t going to run.
Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn't a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, "Granny, what h ... Read full
