Scientists in Japan have just invest a new camera with a shutter speed that is so fast that they claim they can actually photograph a women with her mouth closed.
It’s my wife’s birthday today so I’ve decided to get her a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.
My wife - Beautiful, kindhearted, great sense of humor… at least one of those things would have been nice.
The five most important qualities in a woman: one who is independent and helps around the house, one who can make you laugh, one who you can trust, one who is good in bed, and most importantly, one who should make sure t ...
My girlfriend said she wanted to watch Jeremy Kyle live in person so I shagged her sister and got her pregnant.
Today my wife told me that I need to be more spontaneous so I punched her in the throat.
"Does she have a boyfriend?" "Yes, a cute, strong and clever one." "What's the name?" "John, Michael and Bill."
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
What is 6 inches long, 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? A £50 note.
Roses are red Violets are blue Love me today Or I Kill you.