Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
You could give me 37 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before.
A mother sees her son watching television and says, "Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you watching television?" Jimmy replies, "It's okay, Mom! I haven't done my homework y ... Read full
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to y ... Read full
Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school? Josh: I don’t know. Why? Chad: They’re good at trick questions.
What did the music teacher need a ladder for? To reach the top notes.
Teacher: “You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?” Boy: “Not a bit!”
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t". Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
An announcement came over the intercom for the college students: "Will the students who are parked on the wrong side of the Parking area please move their cars." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will ... Read full