Best Sexist Jokes

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Why do only 15 % of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Was building a website for women drivers Bloody thing kept crashing
I was driving to work today and saw a woman driving down the road with her hazard lights on. At least she’s honest.  
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not….1 point for beer! Beer is horrible, when it is hot….1 point for women! A cold beer satisfies you….1 point for beer! For a beer, you pay taxes….1 point for women! If you drink ... Read full
Two cops call Crime Branch on telephone. “Hello, Crime branch?” “Yes.” “This is sergeant John. We have case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on a floor that she had just mopped clean.” “Have ... Read full
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
My girlfriend said I don’t pay her enough attention. It’s not my fault she’s wears clothes around the house.
What do you do when your wife is staggering? Shoot her again.
Here’s a list of things women can’t do. 
Female drivers. The reason people look both ways when crossing a one way street.