Yo momma so skinny her eyes are in a single file.
The heiress to the L’Oreal cosmetics empire has turn to prostitution to make ends meet, putting a $5 million price tag on her services for a single night. Which is fair enough, because she’s worth it.
“It’s been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who sit at home and have conversations with their cats are mentally disturbed.” My dog’s full of useful information like that.
Parking a single car doesn’t require much space… … … But parking 200 cars, now that requires a lot.
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever.
I got into fight with my erection this morning. Don’t worry, I beat it single handedly.
Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
