Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do? Miner: Mine
When is the question also the answer? “Who gives a fuck?”
Just came across a very strange porn site….took me ages to clean it off my screen
I sell balloons for $1 each, or if you want them blown up it’s $1.20. I’ve adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
Two mind-readers bump into each other on the street… The first one says to the second one: “You’re fine, how am I?”
My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water….I think he meant well.
What is the opposite of Imagination? I have no idea.
The Rule is “I Before E…” … … Except when you run a weird heist on a feisty foreign overweight neighbor wearing beige.
My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.