Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
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Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo mama so poor when I went into her house and stepped on a cigarette, she said, "Who turned off the heater?"
Bully: Yo Mommas a irty b*tch Student: Oh really? You can't even spell! Bully: Omg even your asking for the D.
Yo mama so ugly she makes buttholes look pretty
Yo momma so dumb she tried to find the corner of a circle.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Walmart she looked at the floor for the low-low prices.
Yo Momma is so poor the b*tch can't even pay attention.
Your Momma is so stupid that when she picked up a rock and threw it at the floor the idiot missed