Idiot: You tell the worst comebacks ever like "you're dad's condom failed" and stuff Me: Clearly you don't know the difference between a comeback and the truth
A young man joined the military. Soon after he got to boot camp he realized he’d made a big mistake. It must have taken a toll on him because soon enough the stress of boot camp had pushed the young man over the edge. ... Read full
I was invited to a sex orgy at the weekend by this girl from work. “I can’t come” I said “That’s nothing” she replied “There’s a guy there that has to take viagra just to get it up”
