What does it mean when the doctor says you have six mon...
What does it mean when the doctor says you have six months to live? You have five months to pay! How can you tell if you have a cheap doctor? He takes Friday off to play miniature golf. When does a doctor suggest emergency surgery? When he's ready for a new sports car! What advice don't you want to hear from a doctor before an operation? Whatever you do, don't go into the light.
