Three ladies go to an exotic male strip club. One friend pulls out a $10 bill, licks it and sticks it on a stripper's left butt cheek. Not to be outdone, the second friend pulls out a $50 bill, licks it and sticks it to his right butt cheek. The third friend pulls out her ATM card, swipes it down his crack, grabs the $60 and goes home.
Ways to Tell Your Woman is Socking Away the Groceries ,,, 1) Her shadow weighs six pounds; 2) She needs one bathroom scale for each foot; 3) Before sex you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Three guys are at a restaurant, all with their girlfriends. The first guy, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the honey?…Honey.” Now, the second guy, copying the first, says to his ... Read full