I went to the doctors with an itchy bum and he gave me some tablets an told me to put 1 each day in my back passage. I went back after a week and said “doctor these tablets didn’t work” He asked “did you put 1 each day in your back passage ?” I replied “I don’t have a back passage so I put them in my hallway, and for all the good they did I might as well put them up my arse”
