An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, “Tony, why you-a such a fat-a fcuk?” Tony says, “Poppa, it’s-a Mama’s spaghetti! I can’t-a stop-a eating it. “Poppa says, “You should-a take-a smaller bites!” Then Poppa says to his middle son, “Michael, why you-a such a fat-a fcuk?” Michael says, “Poppa, it’s-a Mama’s lasagna. I can’t-a stop-a eating it, it’s-a so good.” Poppa says, “You should-a also take-a smaller bites.” Then Poppa says to his youngest son, “Fredo, how you-a stay so slim-a and-a trim-a?” Fredo says, “It’s-a so easy, Poppa. I eat-a lots and lots of-a pussy.” Poppa says, “Pussy? Pussy, that’s-a taste like shit!” Fredo says, “Poppa, You should-a take-a smaller bites!!
