No Arms And No Legs
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the leaf pile? Russell! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hot tub? Stu! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the wall? Art! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door? Matt! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox? Bill! What do you call a man (or a woman) with no arms and no legs on the grill? Frank (or Patty)!
