· OK, who stopped payment on my reality check? · I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. · Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. · Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students. · Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. · A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. · Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. · Give me ambiguity or give me something else. · Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. · Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. · Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. · There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. · Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
